Silence in the Library: sovietcreepypasta: Walking home one night, you notice all the candles... →
Walking home one night, you notice all the candles in personal shack are lit.
You finish vodka bottle as you approach your door.
House is empty, and you made sure not to feed guard dog, but candles still go out.
You check your pocket watch, small hand on 4, big hand…
there u see her
sitting there across the way
she don’t got a lot to say
but there’s something about herr
and u don’t know why
but ur dying to try
you gotta
kiss the girl
SHALALALALA MY O MY
LOOKS LIKE DA BOY 2 SHY
U GOTTA KISS THE GIRL
- Him: I'm so board.
- Me: *bored. Me too.
- Him: If you were here we wouldn't be.
- Me: I know, I'd be sleeping, because I hate sleeping alone.
- Him: why the hell would you be sleeping??
- Me: because I'm fucking tired? Duh.
- Moron.
- English: I love you
- Spanish: Te amo
- Italian: Ti amo
- Russian: Я люблю тебя
- German: Ich liebe dich
- French: Je t'aime
- Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse
he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick
He’s very open-minded.
yeah open-minded
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
Do every act of your life as if it were your last.
- me: OMG CONCERT TICKETS
- concert tickets: way too expensive
- concert tickets: too far away
- concert tickets: you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date
- concert tickets: 18-year limit
- me: but
- concert tickets: No.
